Vitruvian Jack

"The study, called the Vitruvian Man, is one of his most well-known works."

From the Wikipedia's well worth visiting pages on Leonardo DaVinci

This is a place where I hope to remark on the amazing process of human growth. It seems that there are a number of inconsistencies to the laws of nature that are linked to the development of, well of us. Read on and maybe this will make some sense.

You know how everybody seems to have that experience about why their child is unique, possibly better than the rest of the humankind, well it ain't so. I think I have discovered the first sign of Jack's superiority. Call me crazy, but just look at the following hard to refute proof.

Judging Jack from a fully distanced view many attributes stand out:

• His overall size and length appear unusually strong and confident. At 6 months while lying in his boudoir I notice that his head (read brain) are exceptionally large in comparison to the rest of his fully developed

  (This pic links to an article in 5/6/02 NYT about the Vermeer that was stolen in 1995)

  body. To be quite frank, it takes up most all of her torso, thus while running comparisons to DaVinci's perfectly divided man I calculate that Jack is almost halfway grown and a genius. And that is really something, but there is much more to dispel any comparisons to all of the other very nice children I see on the street.
  
• His smarts are uncanny. While one day his attention to his hand appears to be fleeting, happenstance. The next he is studying his hand, or theChiaroscuro of a shadow on the wall with the eye of a great artist. I have given much thought as to how many hours Vermeer spent studying the shadows of his little attic studio in preparation to one of his masterpieces, and yes Jack has what it takes.

This whole inspection has led me to believe that Jack is one of two things; either he is almost fully grown, a genius child or he is some sort of amazing human anatomical achievement. Though now that I say it, he is certainly all of the above.
He is amazing.

I mean c'mon!